Whole Doughnuts
“I got fired again,” sighed White.
“Didn’t you just get that job?” asked Black.
“Yeah,” sighed White. “Working at the ring doughnut factory.”
“What happened?” asked Black.
“Eh,” replied White, “I got fed up of the hole business…”
Credit: Little Fears: Tales of Whimsy, Humour, and Courgettes
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