A blind woman was walking down the street with her dog. They stopped at the corner for traffic. The dog began nipping at the lady’s leg. She reached into her coat pocket, pulled out a doggie treat and began waving it around.
A passerby who witnessed it all asked the woman why she was rewarding the dog for such bad behavior. The woman said, “Oh, I’m not rewarding him, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick his rear!”
Don’t take life too seriously. Squeeze a smile on your face every time you can. You’ll live longer. Ask the Doc. Good Day.
Lingua Franca 
Haha, OK, I’m reading this one to Nena as soon as she turns out for her first coffee. She is always laughing at me anyway.
Thanks, Omar!
jim and nena
fort worth, tx