Joke: Crushed Nuts


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself up slowly, painfully onto a tall stool.  After catching his breath, he order a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

He replied, “No, arthritis.”

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3 thoughts on “Joke: Crushed Nuts”

  1. OK, I had to run to the kitchen to tell Nena this one. I almost had to catch her from falling to the tile! haha
    (She may have wet her pants, I didn’t hang around.)🙂

    jim and nena
    fort worth, tx

  2. LOL ok this here’s a true story… I took my teenage boys to “Rocket Golf” (a golf range up the road in Silverdale WA.) The boys hit a few and asked if I’d go down and see if I could get any differnt types of clubs, I went down and asked the enthusiastic young lad behind the counter, he showed me this one, that one and the other, he continued with what for why and how! it seemed he had an answer for everything whether I asked or not. I said “WOW! you know a lot about golf” and asked him “Is golf balls anything like tennis elbow?” he thought for a few seconds and turned bright red. I should give him half the credit for the joke, he prompted me to say it! “love those quick ones that just come flyin’ out”

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