Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck has Been Working on a Computer


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This is really cool.  Below you will find ten ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer.  Some of them are so obvious, that definitely a redneck has been around.  If you happen to know a redneck who tickles the ivories, you will find these ways amusing.  Here we go:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is “Bubba”.

4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There’s a Coors can in the cup holder( CD-ROM drive).

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And, last but not least,  the #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is…the mouse is referred to as a “critter”.  Good Day!

Source:  10 Ways to Tell if a Redneck has Been Working on a Computer

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