Joke: Aching Testicles

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The testicles of a midget hurt and ached almost all the time. So he went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would take a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. He put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

“Aha!” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

“Aha!” said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the room and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor asked, “How does that feel now?”

The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it. What did you do?”

The doctor replied with a smile, “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.”

And the midget lived happily after. Adieu!

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Published by: Omar Upegui R.

Married to the same woman for forty-two years. No kids. Love the Internet, History books, stream movies, listen to classical music, and of course, photography.

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