Joke: Sleeping Pills


An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“No problem, I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”

“Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.”

A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is not working. I’m more tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!”

I had a bad night and couldn’t get of wink of sleep either. I’ll go back to sleep, but I’m not taking a pill. Arrivederci!

2 thoughts on “Joke: Sleeping Pills”

  1. I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!

  2. Hi AlexM:

    I’m so glad you enjoyed reading my posts. I’m a happy man and enjoy laughing as much as I can. That’s why I collect jokes and share them with my readers. Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

    Please come back as often as you want. You’re most welcome.

    Best Regards,

    Omar.-

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