Joke: The Flying Puppy

puppy.jpg puppy image by Superdupervanessa

Bangdu’s wife “Bholi” is out looking for a pet, and so she’s looking around the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and tells her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, “I’ve got just something for you Ma’am. I’ll just get him.”

With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few minutes later with a cute little puppy. “This dog is a special dog,” he tells her. “It is able to fly,” he explains, and with that, throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.

There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say “my”, he’ll eat whatever you’ve mentioned. Watch. “My apple!” The lady watches in awe as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.

“He’s cute, and so unusual. I’ll take him,” she says, and a few minutes later she’s on her way back home with the puppy to show her husband Bangdu. “Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!” she exclaims when she got back home. “He can fly!”

Bangdu peers at the dog, and then remarks, “Fly eh? Ha! My foot!” Ouch!

Source: Jokes – Life is Colorful with Shugle!

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Published by: Omar Upegui R.

Married to the same woman for forty-two years. No kids. Love the Internet, History books, stream movies, listen to classical music, and of course, photography.

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