Joke: The Old Fisherman and the Frog

As the aging process takes place, our bodies gradually decrease its vital functions. Much to our displeasure, our body doesn’t work the same way when we are 75 years old in comparison when we were “super humans” at age 20. That is a fact of life that admits no discussion.

Having said that, as we reach the Winter of our lives, we have to make decisions considering our weathering bodies.

The following joke depicts a situation in which an old fisherman makes a decision based on his old age. If you were in his shoes, would you have made the same decision? Have some fun and put a smile on your face. Here we go.

A fisherman is 75 years old and loves to spend his golden days fishing and playing golf. He was sitting on his boat the other day, when he heard a weak voice saying, “Please, pick me up.”

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Please, pick me up.” He looked in the water and there, floating on the surface, was a tired-looking frog.

The man said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “Yes sir, I’m talking to you. Please pick me up. Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!”

The man looked at the frog for a short time, scratched his head, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed him inside his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said angrily, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”

He opened his pocket, took a long look at the frog and said, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

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