Joke: What’s The Difference?

I haven’t been to the gym lately so I thought today is a good a day to exercise my smiling muscles. Sometimes we forget to take care of our spirit in the hectic search for greenbacks. Let’s make a short stop in our nine-to-five routine, and put a put a smile on our face.

This joke is about a traffic cop trying to teach a faulty driver the difference between “slow down” and “stop”. Here we go:

A guy blows a stop sign in Philly and gets caught by a policeman. The cop says, “Good morning sir, your license and registration please.”

—Guy says, “What for?”

—Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.”

—Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming, so I continued driving.”

—Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop, license and registration, please.”

—Guy says, “What’s the difference?”

—Cop says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.  License and registration, please!”

—Guy says, “If you can show me the difference between ‘slow down’ and ‘stop’, I’ll give you my license and registration.”

—Cop says, “Okay, exit your vehicle, sir.”

At this point, the cop takes out his night stick, starts beating up the panicked guy and asks, “Now, do you want me to slow down or stop?”

I hope I was able to put a smile on your face. Now drive safely and have a spectacular day!

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