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What Women Say and What they Really Mean

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of “those” arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

NOTHING: This means “something” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and will end with the word “Fine”.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows):  This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows):  This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care”. You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine“, and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over “Nothing”.

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sigh” means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead”. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say “you’re welcome”.

THANKS A LOT: This is much different from “Thanks”. A woman will say “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.

Communication between genders can sometimes become a hassle.  Good Day.

Source:  Miss Cellania

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Mozilla Has Updated Firefox to Version 3.5.1

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Mozilla is taking no chances with its popular Web browser as far as security and stability is concerned.  A critical flaw was found in Version 3.5 and immediately they came out with a security patch identified as Version 3.5.1.

Mozilla updated Firefox  to version 3.5.1 for Windows, Mac, and Linux yesterday, fixing a security problem, improving stability, and speeding launch time on some Windows systems, according to the release notes.

“We strongly recommend that all Firefox 3.5 users upgrade to this latest release,” browser director Mike Beltzner said in a blog post Thursday.

Firefox 3.5 embodies Mozilla’s hope to build a better foundation for Web applications, but about two weeks after its debut, a vulnerability in the browser’s JavaScript engine came to light.  Mozilla rated it “critical” because an attacker could create a Web site that would run malicious code on the computer.

The new version can be installed from Mozilla’s download site or by selecting “Check for Updates” in the Help menu.   Unfortunately, you will be warned that the newly updated Gears 0.5.29.0 plug-in from Google  becomes incompatible again.

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