Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’
—Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
—‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’
—‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’
Yep, I’m only 62 and I’m already feeling the aches and pains. Good Day!
Source: Bits & Pieces
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