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A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, “Big Lobster Tales, $5 each.” Amazed at the great value, a man stepped in and asked the waitress, “Five dollars each for lobster tails. Is that correct”? —“Yes sir,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.” —“Well,” he said, “They must be little [...]

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One of the things God found out while he was creating the Universe, is that man can not leave alone.  Adam felt so sad and lonely, God decided to provide him company and created Eve.  They lived happy for a while enjoying the benefits of Eden, until the snake came along and screwed things up.  [...]

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After a brief relief of only fifteen days, the price of gasoline reversed its trend and is going up again.  Last Saturday, March 14, 2009, the price of gasoline was raised to reflect the following prices for another period of fifteen days.  I don’t know the rationale behind these ups and downs, and the government [...]

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Puns: A Mole Family

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ‘Yum! I smell maple syrup!’ The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ‘Oh, [...]

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For more than three years I have done nothing to make my computer a lean mean machine.  There was too much pain in my pocket. After saving a penny here and a penny there, I managed to purchase two 1GB memory cards to upgrade my computer to 2GB which should be enough for my blogging [...]

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Everyday I read his jokes at his blog, Old Horsetail Snake. It was like my health pill to pass the day without feeling down.  Day in and day out he kept hundreds or maybe thousands of us on a happy mood.  I borrowed many of his funny stories to share them with you here at [...]

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