Joke: The Swollen Organ

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh, she told him.  He had come in with a penis problem, and she told him that in 20 years as a professional nurse she had never laughed at a patient.

“Okay then,” Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width it couldn’t have been bigger than an AA-size battery

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell into a paroxysm. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

“I’m so sorry,” said the nurse. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem.”

Fred replied, “It’s swollen.”

Do you think the nurse will start laughing all over again?  Good Day.

Source:  Old Horsetail Snake

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Windows 7′s Feature Could Suppress Internet Explorer Web Browser

In an effort to ease the pressure of the European Union (EU), Microsoft is developing a feature in its new operating system that allows users to turn off Internet Explorer and other key Microsoft programs.

The new feature is a major step for the world’s largest software company, which has been accused by competitors and regulators of forcing consumers to run its own software, squeezing rivals’ offerings out of the marketplace.  A sad example is Netscape Web browser.

“In addition to the features that were already available to turn on or off in Windows Vista, we’ve added the following features to the list in Windows 7,” said a Microsoft blog published on Friday, listing Internet Explorer 8, Windows Media Player and a host of other Microsoft programs.

The new design will make it easier for users to remove any traces of Internet Explorer from their desktop, although the software will remain installed on the computer, and allow them to run other browsers more smoothly.

In January, European regulators brought formal charges against Microsoft for abusing its dominant market position by bundling its Internet Explorer Web browser with its Windows operating system, which is used in 95 percent of the world’s personal computers.

I think this is a correct decision in behalf of Microsoft.  Let the user decide which browser he wants to install on his computer for surfing the web purposes. In my case, I prefer to use Flock and Firefox instead of Internet Explorer. Good Day.

Source:  Microsoft’s new system for easier for browser switch – Yahoo! Tech

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Photograph of the Day: Monument to the Firemen of Panama

Monument to the Firemen of Panama located at Plaza Cinco de Mayo in Panama City, Panama. (Credit: Omar Upegui R.)

The Fire Department of Panama (CBP) commemorates every year on May 5th, the sad event of the death of 6 firefighters who died while performing their duty of putting out a fire.

During the early hours of May 5th, members of the CBP make a pilgrimage to Avenue Louis-Philippe Clement, beside the Santa Fe Hospital, the exact site of the fire that consumed part of a deposit of explosives on May 5, 1914.

After the pilgrimage firefighters march through the city streets to the Plaza Cinco de Mayo (May Fifth Square), the park  that was dedicated to honor the fallen firemen.

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