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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, ’You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.’

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. ‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off,’ she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

‘Now take off my boots.’ He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

‘Now take off my socks.’ He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

‘Now take off my skirt.’ He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

‘Now take off my bra.’

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him sternly and said, ’If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.’

Did you have a different scene on your mind?  Good Day. :-)

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Ballerina Margot Fonteyn performing as a guest dancer with the Mariinsky Ballet in Saint Petersburg (Leningrad), Russia in 1948.  Russian photograph.  (Credit:  Wikipedia Encyclopedia.)

Ballerina Margot Fonteyn performing as a guest dancer with the Mariinsky Ballet in Saint Petersburg (Leningrad), Russia in 1948. Russian photograph. (Credit: Wikipedia Encyclopedia.)

“The most important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one’s work seriously and taking one’s self seriously. The first is imperative, and the second disastrous.”
Margot Fonteyn

Margot Fonteyn was born in Surrey, U.K. in 1919 and died in Panama City, Panama in 1991.  She was considered by many to be the greatest English ballerina, and one of the greatest dancers of the 20th Century.

Besides having a worldwide reputation as being one of the greatest ballerinas of all times, she was a great friend of Panama.  Fonteyn married Roberto “Tito” Arias, a Panamanian diplomat to Great Britain in 1955.  She met him in 1937 at Cambridge University in England and married him 18 years later.  On Feb. 6, 1955, she married him in the Panamanian consulate in Paris amid an explosion of flashbulbs.

Fonteyn was an 18-year-old dancer and Arias a 19-year-old law student when they met at a party in Cambridge, England, in 1937. The next morning, “I got up and I walked across the room and had this really strange sensation,” Fonteyn later recalled. “Then it came into my mind about people walking on air when they’re in love.”

Their marriage received a great blow when he was shot by a rival Panamanian politician, leaving him a quadriplegic for the rest of his life.  But regardless of his condition, he was always at her side and vice versa.

She ended her days in Panama—retiring to a beachfront cattle ranch—, remaining loyal to Arias because she loved him and also because she was very devoted to his children from an earlier marriage.

She had a charming personality difficult to explain:

“What Fonteyn possessed, more than the gift for dance, was a presence that transcends charisma or any of the usual qualities of attraction. She was not a woman of great intelligence. Her conversation was mundane and her interests narrow. Unlike world leaders she was not driven by raging ambition or a desire to improve society. She was Peggy Hookham by birth, and Peggy Hookham by nature, pleasingly down to earth.

Yet she could enter a crowded room and everyone present knew she was there. Those who worked with her speak of an aura, an impermeable state of being. At Covent Garden, 14 years after her death in distant Panama, she is never far from the lips and toes of dancers who were not yet born when she retired and of teachers who cannot erase her from performing memory.”

I didn’t have the opportunity to meet Ms. Fonteyn while she lived in Panama, since Panama City is not such a big place.  But in a certain manner, I did have some kind of relationship with a document of hers while I worked at Compañía Colonial de Seguros, S.A. as a Comptroller.

One day, while reviewing some automobile insurance policies, I detected her name.  It was on an insurance certificate that was going to be delivered to her home by our messenger the next day.  I held it nervously in my hands for a brief moment and thought, “This document will probably by touched by Margot Fonteyn in person”.

I never knew if she held the document in her own hands, or maybe somebody from her staff did, but the possibility that we both touched the same document brings back pleasant memories of a legendary ballerina that once lived in Panama.  We were very lucky for having her with us until her final departure.  Good Day.

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Pelicans on board fishing boats at Panama Bay in Panama City, Panama.

Pelicans on board fishing boats at Panama Bay in Panama City, Panama. (Credit: Omar Upegui R./Michael Moore)

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