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I’ll bet when your elementary teacher taught you Geography, she didn’t explain how human beings were similar  to countries.  If she didn’t, no problem, here’s a brief Geography 101. Here we go. I.  Geography Based on Women Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between [...]

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After taking care of it for almost 23 years, its time to swallow the bitter pill and move on.  I have finally decided to sell my faithful Nissan Bluebird.  My wife have been on my back to buy a newer car.  And as you probably know, when mama wants something, mama gets.   We have almost [...]

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This woman was invited out the other night for some “fun with the girls.” She told her husband she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down really smooth. About 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the [...]

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Last week the government officials announced they had approved an increase in gasoline prices effective Saturday, February 14th at midnight.  Ouch!  Even Cupid was hurt with this announcement. This is the third consecutive increase in gasoline prices during the last 30 days.  According to the posted prices at the service station a couple of blocks [...]

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Message: Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half. Tina: I’m so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with. Peter: I guess we’re the only leftovers. We’re the only person who [...]

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Last Friday, February 13th, I got up earlier than usual  because I needed to pick up a check at Profuturo and wanted to get there before the traffic jams.  In Panama we call them “tranques” and it’s like quick sand.  Once you get inside a “tranque” you’re stuck forever.  Due to an intense road repairs [...]

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