—“Good heavens, no!” one of the ladies said, “I just bought this car today, officer.”
—“Have you come back tonight to drive your car home?” the policeman asked.
—“Not at all,” the woman replies, “I don’t have a driver’s license.”
—“Then why did you buy this car?”
—“Well, we were told by our friends that if we bought a car from this used car lot, that we’d get screwed. Now we’re just waiting here for our screwing, and we’re not leaving until we get it!”
How about giving me a faint smile on this one? Good Day.
Source: Bits & Pieces