A wise guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”
The social worker said, “Yeah, well . . . you started it.”
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Good one, Omar. I got one for you on the same line:
A very old and very wealthy man put a Want Ad in the newspaper for a chauffeur, but the requirement was that the chauffeur had to be at least 70 years old.
After a lot of tries one showed up to fit the requirements and was offered the job. The new chauffeur asked why the requirement was for him to be so old.
His new boss replied, “Well you see I have a very old, priceless Bentley and a very young and beautiful wife and I want to make sure that you don’t throw a rod in either one.
Hi gryphonscry:
Thank you. You got a chuckle out of me with this one. It’s healthy to laugh once in a while. Don’t you think so?
Enjoy the rest of the day,
Omar.-