Geography Based on Human Beings

I’ll bet when your elementary teacher taught you Geography, she didn’t explain how human beings were similar  to countries.  If she didn’t, no problem, here’s a brief Geography 101. Here we go.

I.  Geography Based on Women

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

II.  Geography Based on Men

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

The Geography class is now over, my dear readers.  Did you learn anything useful today?  Good Day.

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Photograph: Blue Sea Stars

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For Sale: Nissan Bluebird 1985

After taking care of it for almost 23 years, its time to swallow the bitter pill and move on.  I have finally decided to sell my faithful Nissan Bluebird.  My wife have been on my back to buy a newer car.  And as you probably know, when mama wants something, mama gets.   We have almost decided to purchase a Nissan Almera which has a price tag of $14,000.

If you want to buy an auxiliary car to be used as a second vehicle beside the main family car, this could be a good opportunity to get yourself one.  Since September I have been upgrading the car and have spent approximately $1,500 to put it in top shape.  Today I plan to go to La Tablita to clean the motor with steam water.  Yesterday, I installed two rear Sony speakers, so music can be heard on four speakers—two on the front and two on the back.  Pretty neat, isn’t it?

The car is as good as it can be, considering that it has been running for 23 years.  So we are not talking about a baby, but of a well maintained adult in very good health conditions.  The price of the Nissan Bluebird is $2,800, but it’s not written in stone.  We can come out with an agreed negotiated price.  They call it “white smoke”.  We plan to use this money to make the initial payment to Panamotor which is the car dealer that sells the Nissan Almera.

Information on the vehicle:

• Year: 1985
• Cilinders: Four
• Motor Capacity: 1,800 cc
• Color: Light Blue
• Transmission: Automatic
• Doors: Automatic
• Fuel: 91 Octane regular gasoline
• Mileage: Approximate 30 kilometers per gallon
• Insurance Policy – Year 2009: Yes
• License Plate – Year 2009: Yes
• Air Condition System:  Yes

Photographs of the car:

Nissan Bluebird 1985

Nissan Bluebird 1985 in excellent working conditions.

If this is the low priced car you have been looking for your wife or maybe children, then you just read the right post.  In case you’re interested, please contact me (Omar Upegui R.) at:

• Land line telephone: 230-0631
• Cellphone: 6712-4609
• Internet Address: epiac1216@yahoo.com

It’s a tough decision to sell this baby.  You get used to cars the same way you get used to dogs, cats or horses.  It hurts when they go away.  It will be a sad day when I turn the keys of the car over to the new owner.  But a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.  Good Day.

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