He sauntered into their hotel room and said to his wife, “Notice anything different, Helen?”
Helen looked him over, and said: “Nope.”
Sam replied excitedly, “Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?”
Helen looked again. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Sam stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and clomped back into the room, completely naked, except for his boots.
Again, he asked, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT?” Helen looked up and said: “Sam, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Sam yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
To which Helen replied: “Shoulda bought a hat, Sam; you shoulda bought a hat.”
Did I get a faint smile from you? Good Day.
Source: Bits & Pieces
Yep…good one. Now I understand why my wife bought me a hat.
Hello Michael:
Yeah, women know their stuff too.
Thanks for dropping by.
Regards,
Omar.-
That is a wise lady.
Hi Abe:
Yes Sir, she sure is.
Bye,
Omar.-