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Archive for January 11th, 2009


A man who moved out from the city is plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.  A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. “You need a mule to plow such wet ground,” he says.

“Where can I buy one?” he is asked.

“Well, I just happened to have one for 100 dollars,” the farmer says.

—“I’ll take him,” says the other man as he counts out the money.

“I can’t bring him over today. I don’t work on Sunday. Tomorrow OK?”

“Sure.”

The next day the truck pulls up and the old farmer gets out. He says, “Sorry, bad news. I went out after breakfast and the mule was dead.”

The city feller says just give me my money back then.

“Can’t, spent it already!”

“Well… unload the mule then.”

“What ya gonna do with him?”
“Raffle him off!”

“Naw, ya cant raffle off a dead mule!”

“Just watch me us! City fellers know a few tricks.”

One month goes by and the city feller and farmer run into each other at the barber shop.

“What did ya do with that dead mule?”

“Raffled him off, sold 100 tickets at two dollars each and made 198 dollars profit.”

“Didn’t anyone complain?”

“Just one guy so I gave him his two dollars back!”

Source:  Bits & Pieces

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While  I was strolling through the Amador’s Causeway early last Sunday, I accidentally encountered a couple of sights that caught my immediate attention.  Since I was prepared with my new birthday camera, I decided to take advantage of the situation and froze the scenes in electronic pixels.  This is what I saw.  Here we go.

1.  Naked Dark Tree With Birds in Black

Dark Inclining Tree With Birds in Black

Dark Inclining Tree With Birds in Black

This was the only tree growing on the Causeway and it had not leaves.  Not a single one.  However, it was able to attract only black birds.  That reminded me of the Will Smith’s film, “Men in Black”. In this case it was “Birds in Black”.  The darkness of the main characters blended in nicely with the blueness of the city’s skyline  in the background.

2.  Fisherman and His Catch

A grim fisherman shows the catch of the day.

A grim fisherman shows the catch of the day.

During my morning walk at the Causeway I saw a man on the side of the Causeway very concentrated in fishing.  His graceful movements and the way he handled the fishing rod indicated it was going to be a good fishing day.  Upon my return, I asked him how many fished he had caught.

He looked at me with a grim face and stretched his left arm.   There was only a small  black fish—about four inches long—wiggling in his hand.  Later that day, when he gathers his family to share the day’s catch, there will be more elbows on the table than fish.

3.  The Blue Flight

A small plane crosses a huge blue sphere up above.

A small plane crosses a huge blue sphere up above.

When I heard the sound of the engines of an airplane above me, I thought it would be nice if I could capture it floating in  the huge blue sphere.  The plane was so small, it was almost invisible in the viewfinder of my camera.  Let’s see if you can locate it in the photograph.  I you do, it’s yours.   :-)

4.  Flags Waving in the Wind

Photograph of the Plaza de la Unidad Iberoamericana at the entrance of the Amador Causeway.

Photograph of the "Plaza de la Unidad Iberoamericana" at the entrance of the Amador's Causeway.

At the entrance of the Causeway there is a small square called, “The Ibero-American Unity Plaza.” It’s a symbolic name meaning the solidarity of the Latin-American countries together with Spain and Portugal.  People in Panama call this place, “Plaza de las Banderas” (Flag’s Plaza).  Somewhere within this collection of flags waving in the wind, I saw the Panama flag.  I couldn’t find it in the photograph though.  The first flag is from Argentina, that I know for sure.

That’s it guys.  Several curious scenes that caught my eye during a refreshing and exciting day at Amador’s Causeway one bright and breezy Sunday morning.  Good Day.

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In its effort to become a major player in the browser’s world, Google recently upgraded its Chrome Web browser to version 1.0.54.43.  There are minor changes made in this version.  Let’s take a look:

  • Update Gears to version 0.5.8.0 to fix a crash with some offline applications.
  • Enable spell-checking for Hebrew.

Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer, and easier.  If you haven’t used it, I recommend you to test it for a while.  You might just make it your default browser.   Good Day.

Download Google Chrome 1.0.54.43

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