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Archive for November 25th, 2008


Soon after starting, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem over there?”

“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”

No problem.  Only there wasn’t a pilot available at the time.  Good Day.

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Pixdaus, God Gave Us Pics!

Credit: Pixdaus, God Gave Us Pics!

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1.  “Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian.  Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

2.  ”By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.”

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