Posted in Jokes on July 18, 2008 |
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On my 65th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion. He handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, “This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say, ‘1-2-3′. When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
I was greatly encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4′ when she’s had enough,” the shaman replied. “But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, “1-2-3!” Immediately, I was the manliest of men.
My wife took one look at me. She was so excited she began throwing off her clothes. She jumped onto the bed and excitedly asked, “What was the ‘1-2-3′ for?”
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition. Auf wiedersehen!
Source: Bits & Pieces
Tags: Humor, Jokes, Shaman, Medicine
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Dan Burkhardt, Marketing Vice President of Flock Web social browser announced yesterday, that they have come up with their second beta version for Flock 2.
“Everybody loves the latest improvements Mozilla’s Firefox 3 technology: much improved performance, tighter security and improved usability. However, what if you could have all of those great features AND all of the award-winning innovations that Flock offers? (That would be the integrated People, Media, WebMail, Photo Uploader, Blog Editor, Feed Reader, and more.) Today, we’re making our second beta of Flock 2 available for everyone to enjoy, and you can take your browsing experience from great…to UN-BE-LIEVABLE for free.”
Flock 2 Beta (two) includes over 175 bug fixes, and incorporates Mozilla’s Firefox latest security and stability patch from their 3.0.1 release. Flock 2 Beta (two) is fast, even more stable and polished.
Now you can have the best of both worlds. Flock 2 includes all of the award-winning Flock features that people are raving about, PLUS all of the enhancements introduced by the latest FireFox 3 technology from Mozilla.
I prefer to wait until the finished product is ready, in a bid to avoid all the crashing and freezing which takes place with most beta software. Remember what they say about the pioneers being the ones with the arrows in their backs.
However, if you are one of the braves at heart, and want to participate in the adventure of trying out a beta software, you can go ahead and download Flock Beta (two) by clicking here. Good Luck!
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