Joke: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

—“What are you doing?”, she asked.

—“Hunting flies”, he responded.

—“Oh! Killing any?”, she asked.

—”Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he proudly replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.“.

Now you know how to differentiate between a male or a female fly based on their preferences.

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Tags: Humor, Jokes, Flies