I ran into this ingenious joke late last night, and couldn’t help laughing out loud. Since laughing is part of an important health therapy, I thought you could also participate in my health campaign.
The following joke shows a witty remark made by a Navy Captain. Here we go.
There was a navy ship out at sea. The captain, famous for his boldness, saw an enemy ship on the horizon and said, “Bring me my bright red shirt.”
His assistant asked curiously, “Why Captain?”
It’s very simple he replied, “If I start bleeding, the blood will blend in with my shirt and the crew will not be distracted.”
The next day there were 40 enemy ships on the horizon and then he said, “Bring me my dark brown pants.”
His assistant asked no questions.
I won’t explain anything! 
Have a great day!
